The Mattress Wallet™
Sleep well. Your crypto is safe*
Forget about hardware wallets and other solutions.
If you really want to sleep well at night knowing your crypto is safe the Mattress Wallet™ is the only way to go.
Thanks to our patented Bed Compression Technology™ and proof of non-work™ consensus.
Hide your Bitcoins underneath. Done.
* except in case of fire
Coming soon to your bedroom
Pre-orders with our SheetCoin™
Better than a hardware wallet? Yes!
:: Very heavy. Hard to remove
:: No private key nonsense. Very warm storage
:: Heat and odor resistant
:: Solid. Resists any night activity
:: Safe. STD-free. STO-ready
Adios to security nightmares!
They tried, they loved.
“I wish we knew about this earlier”
Anonymous employee. Quadriga CX
“I can lose my memory and my passphrase, but I will never lose my bed. I sleep like a baby”
Alfred Noche
“I lost my bet. I tried to hack the Mattress Wallet, without success”
John McKoffee
Read more about our SheetCoin™ and proof of non-work consensus™.
The more you sleep , the more you mine SheetCoins. Simple. Safe.
*we call it "white sheets" actually
Special Promotion: delivery in 2 months in ordered with SheetCoins
*If this reminds your own wallet setup, we totally understand. Unfortunately trying to securely store your own private keys is pretty much like keeping money under your mattress because you need to somehow safeguard your passphrase .
But...
There is hope. A better crypto wallet is coming soon
Go to ZenGo.com to get notified